It’s “don’t bother me Monday” It started off as “I don’t feel like doing my hair Monday” – but I don’t mind how my hair looks today all messy & junglie because its been well moisturized & its for some reason it’s sitting well without me having done anything. (coconut oil is God).
Anyways, as sometimes I wish this was a beauty blog, what was I saying? Oh yeah! Don’t bother me Monday. If you are Jamaican it would translate to “Na badda mi Monday” – I love me some Jamaican accent. I feel like it’s especially Na Badda Mi Monday because yesterday SHE AA BADDABADDA MI!!!!!!!! And mi naa put up with that today. Okay, okay, enough patois.
You ever just get so annoyed with someone. And it’s like they just NEVER stop. I don’t know why I entertain these people as much as I do. And I have tried to do the thing where you blank out and just ignore them royally, but then they KEEP TALKING and the comebacks in your head are too good to pass up, so you keep going….ughh.
Basically this made me think about how I would never ever ever go on holiday with certain people. You ever go on a beautiful vacation to some far off beautiful place. Some magical place…but then you go with the wrong person and they piss you off in paradise. That’s the ultimate worst. I hope I never have to deal with that again!!! Its like certain people – and these are ADULTS – have no control over themselves and their attitudes. They don’t realize that they are around other people and they could at least keep things peaceful because why would you want to start dem praablems in paradise?!??!? You know why I like Jamaica and break out in patois when mi feel??? Because their motto is “NO PRAABLEM”!!!! That means lets get together & feel IRIE!!! Not bruk dem bones.
I’ve been to beautiful lands before where my travel partner has upset me to the worst. More than once. Then when I come back and people asked how I liked the vacation and I talk crap about it because regardless of how beautiful it was and how amazing – all I can think about are the travel partner ruined it for me. That’s so not cool. You go on holiday to keep your attitude to the curb, just relax, enjoy, don’t think about stressful things and then you get stressed out?? Not for me. I recently saw on social media someone went somewhere I went before and she’s having a blast. It made me sad because I went to the same place with bad company so my holiday was not fun. I hated the place because my company stressed me out and upset me and I couldn’t just relax because I didn’t want to get in a fight with my travel partner but they were really getting on my last nerve but I couldn’t say anything because if I did I would have let it all out in the middle of paradise. How’s that for a run on sentence. Either way, either situation it ruined my trip and I will never go to that place ever again.
Anyways, that’s my Monday morning rant. Now mi drink mi coffee and get to work, mon.